When you’re horny but too lazy to do anything about it.

bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

bisexuals are not confused god this is like the easiest concept ever you piece of shit douchewagon why can’t you just fucking accept it it’s absolutely infuriating

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

marthur:

ravenmaw:

I forget that old cameras don’t always have to take formal pictures

oh wow this is amazing/hilarious. i especially love the two arseholes standing on a weird tree stump and MANPLANE

if you thought it couldn’t get funnier btw the man in the white suit is Tsar Nicholas II

Lube, toy, locked door.

Let’s experiment.

janewayofvoyager:

georqeharrison:

uthergiles:

blaisezambini:

procrastinatingpoet:

phantines:

it’s funny because those are basically the lyrics anyway

original gifs : x and x

THIS IS IT

THIS IS THE ONLY VERSION OF THIS GIF THAT I WILL ACCEPT

i cant even begin to describe how perfect this is

fucking christ

OH MY GOD THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED

I mean the lyrics are literally

Why so silent, good monsieurs?
Did you think that I had left you for good?

just

janewayofvoyager:

georqeharrison:

uthergiles:

blaisezambini:

procrastinatingpoet:

phantines:

it’s funny because those are basically the lyrics anyway

original gifs : x and x

THIS IS IT

THIS IS THE ONLY VERSION OF THIS GIF THAT I WILL ACCEPT

i cant even begin to describe how perfect this is

fucking christ

OH MY GOD THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED

I mean the lyrics are literally

Why so silent, good monsieurs?
Did you think that I had left you for good?

just

You were inside me like my pulse.
— Marilyn Hacker (via white—elephants)
Reblogged from She makes me growl.

dashdrive:

date idea: feed me grapes and fan me with giant leaves while I sit on a couch in a toga

Reblogged from CYBER NYMPH
ichwilljeden:

cheekyblushin:

Oh wow…. LOVE!

So true.

ichwilljeden:

cheekyblushin:

Oh wow…. LOVE!

So true.

Reblogged from She makes me growl.